So you think that Bush knows nothing about the economy. Ha! This is from my weekly
newsletter. It is an alleged intercept of a chat between Bush and Greenspan.
You will some serious matters exchanged between these two powerful
men. It also indicates what Greenspan might be doing when he retires in January.
1600Penn & ConundrumMan Chat
1600Penn: Yo, Al, wassup?
ConundrumMan: Fed Funds rate thx 2 me. Deficit thx 2 U
1600Penn: U were OK w tx cuts
ConundrumMan: Seemed lk a gud idea
1600Penn: Irak seemed like a gud idea :-(
ConundrumMan: Tel me abt it. I spend half my day coming up with $ 4U
2 pay 4 Iraq
1600Penn: Where U get all the $
ConundrumMan: Mstly frm China
1600Penn: They are paying 4 Irak :>
ConundrumMan: Yup ;->
1600Penn: LMAO. Hey, U think they may stop
ConundrumMan: Not a lot of othr tngs 2 do w their bux
1600Penn: Rite. Euro tanked :-,
ConundrumMan: Sure did
1600Penn: I'm luving that. Chirac's eatin it
ConundrumMan: Looks lke it
1600Penn: I ws readin your testimony 2 Congress
ConundrumMan: and?
1600Penn: I could not understand wht u wre saying
ConundrumMan: U & evry1 els
1600Penn: Hey, what's this about a housing bubble
ConundrumMan: I tld Congress that it would be local because housing markets
are heterogeneous
1600Penn: Heterogeueous? But gays can buy houses. That's y houses r so
xpensive in Frisco
ConundrumMan: Heterogeneous means its dfrent in dfrnt places
1600Penn: Lik red states blu states? Say, Al, watcha think bout my social
sec plans?
ConundrumMan: I think I'm glad to be leavin office b4 u
1600Penn: ROTFL
ConundrumMan: They will get the savings rate up i guess
1600Penn: Wait. I thought you already got rates up
ConundrumMan: that is interest rates. I mean savings rate
1600Penn: there's a difference?
ConundrumMan: uhh. yeah. I mean the savings rate is...
1600Penn: Im just goofing Al. Cheney is here and told me 2 say that
ConundrumMan: :-) mr president may I make a suggestion
1600Penn: sure, mr chairman, hehe
ConundrumMan: its about your tax cuts
1600Penn: what about them :-|
ConundrumMan: they weren't r best idea
1600Penn: better than Irak :-(
ConundrumMan: probly :-)
1600Penn: what's so :-) about Irak its :-<
ConundrumMan: I was just goofin. Andrea told me 2 do that ;-)
1600Penn: well then Cheney says --|-- jk
ConundrumMan: about the tax cuts
1600Penn: I'm the prez. I wanna talk about something else :-[
ConundrumMan: what?
1600Penn: This is kinda difficult. You have done so much for the country
ConundrumMan: :-)
1600Penn: Dick and I want to ask you to consider a new job
ConundrumMan: which would be?
1600Penn: actually it's Rumsfeld's idea
ConundrumMan: :-(
1600Penn: you know I am not as good with words as you so I just have
to come out and say this
ConundrumMan: :-( :-( :-(
1600Penn: we have been having trouble getting these terrorists in Gitmo
to talk
ConundrumMan: what does this have to do with the economy?
1600Penn: Rumsfeld thinks that they may talk if we make them listen to
you. You will make daily speeches and we will pipe your past speeches to them
24/7. Gonzales hopes this won't violate the Geneva Conventions. He's looking
into it. Just don't bring up the Koran.
ConundrumMan: Mr President, both the protasis and the apodasis of that
subjunctive are less than accurate
1600Penn: That's it ;-> U da man :-) Chinese paying for Irak, Wolfowitz
at the World Bank, Bolton at the UN and you in Gitmo. I love this job. Kerry
might win debates but he could never think this stuff up. Go Longhorns. }o<-<
Texas rules. CUL8R.